im convinced theres this massive party in the middle of the bermuda triangle and no one comes back cos its such a blast over there theres no other explanation for it
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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
how dare you say we piss on the poor
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what doesnt kill you makes you wounded
to be perfectly honest i drank a cup of milk today and that neither killed nor wounded me. please check your facts
sorry obama
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johnandsherlockunderthemisoltoe:
Do you ever wonder how drastically different your life would be if that one thing hadn’t occurred?
did the fandoms ruin another hipster post?
Yes. Yes we did.
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“people who are sick don’t play video games all day”
“If you really felt bad you wouldn’t be on the computer.”
“If youre well enough to watch tv, youre well enough to go school.”
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If meat eating is so good for you, then why are thick-headed people called ‘meat heads’?
Vegans: 1
Omnis: 0
If eating plants is so good, why are brain dead people called vegetables?
The Universe: 854857489574
Vegans: -37
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- 11 pm: I think I might go to bed early tonight
- 3 am: lol
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why would anyone not believe dinosaurs existed when all of the evidence is right in front of you
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the dog all puppies aspire to be
he did it
he caught the tail
his face just says “what am i going to do with my life now”
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if you try to take a picture of me when im not paying attention I promise you i will take your camera and shove it so far up your ass it will come out of your nose
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how to seduce a man
- look into his eyes
- grab his waist
- whisper sensually in his ear, “ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli”
this is why tumbr has a hard time getting dates
as a male, I’d be pretty damn seduced if this was done to me.
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the guy in the taco bell drive thru just accidentally said “have a nice day I love you” and I thoughtlessly responded “love you too” and we just sort of stared at each other for a second before I drove away
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Dude you could have bought like 3800 tacos why did you buy a car
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have you ever had a romantic dream about someone you know and woken up with a huge temporary crush on them and you’re just like where diD THIS cOM E FROM
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